Funny internet dating jokes

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Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. " Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. " A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. " In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.

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